Mood: Daily Needs
Listening to: My ceiling fan >.<
Reading: What I just wrote
Watching: The computer screen
I just got super bored and started thinkng about how I haven't writen a journal in a little while. So I thought I would do something goofy. I saw these and it made me laugh a little. So here you go, Pickup line responses, pretty much just funny rejection suggestions:
-Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? Cause if I could d that, I would put F and U together.
-Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you outta hell?
-Guy: "Where have you been all my life?"
Girl: "Hiding from you...how the hell did you find me?"
-Guy: I would die for you
Girl: Prove it
-Guy: I'm all you've got good lookin'.
Girl: Than I must not have alot...
-Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yeah, That's why I don't go there anymore.
-Guy: So, What do ya do for a livin'?
Girl: Female impersonator.
-Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.
-Guy: So, wanna go back to place?
Girl: Dunno, will two people fit under a rock?
-Guy: I'de like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Girl: That's in the phone book to.
-Guy: What sign were you born under?
Girl: no parking
-Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Than Please leave me alone.
-Guy: I wanna give myself to you.
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
-Guy: C'mon, I can tell ya want me.
Girl: oooooh, yo're right. I DO want you...to leave.
-Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
-Guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hittin the hot spots?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
-Guy: May I see you pretty soon?
Girl: Why? Don't you think i'm pretty now?
-Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no survices today.
-Guy: i'd go through anything for you.
Girl: GOOD! Let's start with your bank account.
-Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?
-Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
After hearing a pickup line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
Guy: Does beauty run in your family?
Girl: It obviously doesn't in yours.
Guy: Whats your name sexy?
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yes, only this time, don't stop.
Guy: I think you'r the best lookin girl in here.
Girl: Well than I better go find the best lookin guy now hadn't I?
Guy: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Girl: Most peoples' do!
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure! But only if you buy my boyfriend one too.
Guy: You loo like a dream.
Gril: Go back to sleep.
Guy: I can see forever in your eyes.
Girl: But all I see is never in yours.
Guy: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and found your picture there.
Girl: Thanks. Hey, I think I saw your name next to jerk.